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  • "The honeymoon phase never has to end."

    Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

    I always say this.

    (via recordplayersandsoul)

    (Source: camilledope, via moan-my-name-louder)

    tylerchokely:

    *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

    (via asvprock)

    poopflow:

    trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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    (via rubberdildo)

    stilllovingdisney:

    flandusism:

    "if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

    yo i’m straight not blind

    One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

    (Source: winchestersaints, via rubberdildo)