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  • "The honeymoon phase never has to end."

    Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

    I always say this.

    (via recordplayersandsoul)

    (Source: camilledope, via moan-my-name-louder)


    *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

    (via asvprock)


    trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 


    (via rubberdildo)



    "if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

    yo i’m straight not blind

    One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

    (Source: winchestersaints, via rubberdildo)